Go shorty, it’s your birthday!!! It’s another year older for me, but boy am I thankful for another great year behind and ahead of me.
So thankful, I made a list…
Thanks 50 Cent for the theme song this weekend.
Thanks mom for always saying “why the hell not?” to a bad decision.
Thanks latex gloves for not only being sterile but also showing that being full of hot air can be a lot of fun.
Thanks to candles for making bathrooms smell better and for deciding that 29 is enough to get the point across on a birthday cake (besides who needs THAT many wishes anyway).
Thank you life for never being dull and always coming around once a year to remind me that the tank is more than half full so put the pedal to the medal and live it up.
And a very special thanks to you all for the birthday well wishes and for always supporting my crazy antics.
Here’s to another great year ahead.